Author: ministerofmocha

  • Curbs

    Many of you probably know that your MoM writes most of these from the cozy corner table at Starbucks. I’m tucked into the corner so that anyone who approaches can’t sneak up on me. I call it my “Godfather Table”. Sometimes I have to take a different seat and wait until my place opens up,…

  • Santa!

    I got a FaceTime call from my grand kids yesterday. This is nothing unusual. If one of them grabs a phone, they know exactly how to accomplish a call to Papa. This particular call came from inside a shopping cart. The plastic cells walls of their mobile prison were immediately identifiable. I came to learn…

  • I Can’t Hear You

    This morning finds your MoM sitting with his Mom in a waiting room. She keeps asking us to repeat ourselves because she can’t hear us. She is not wearing her hearing aids…again… Now, this was her decision, as it always is, but she’s decided that it is the fault of her audiologist and their office…

  • Ouch!

    Sometimes we get into habits and everything seems normal. My youngest grandson in Hawaii loves to climb up on his parents’ bed and do what can accurately be described as a Death/Trust Fall. He makes sure that you are watching, then stands up straight and tilts backward until gravity takes over and he falls. Plop!…

  • Change in Latitude

    With all due respect to Jimmy Buffett, I’m sitting at Starbucks on a Monday morning trying to come up with a blog topic. What’s new, right? Well, for one thing, I’m looking out the window of this Starbucks and seeing palm trees and the Pacific Ocean. Not exactly the parking lot in the middle of…

  • Support

    Last night I was sitting on my daughter’s couch. It’s an interesting piece of furniture. She got it for free because it was defective and the original owner got something different. The main problem with it was that the “leather” covering was not well made so small bits of it began to pucker and peel…

  • Trading Stuff

    My ministry (Messed Up Ministries or MuM, for those of you keeping score at home) hosted a rummage sale this past weekend. I called it a MuM-age Sale, because that’s the main thing I do, goofy word mash ups and puns. A rummage sale is an interesting concept. I remember going to them when I…

  • Climbing Mountains

    My wife tells me I bored you too much with talk of football (soccer). She might be right, but when the boot fits, wear it, right?!? Yesterday was a huge game for my beloved Arsenal. We played the behemoth that is Manchester City. CIty is owned by Sheikh Mansour. Among other things he leads the…

  • Every President

    I’ve written recently about my one gallon water bottle. Since my daughter gave it to me I’ve been diligent in drinking that gallon every single day! Sometimes I finish a few minutes before midnight, Sometimes it’s earlier, but every day, I get it finished. Yesterday marked Day 46. That makes one day for each President…

  • Re-Issue

    As I am sitting in my “corner office” (aka the table in the corner at my local Starbucks), I found out that Rhino Records has put out a re-issue of the album Tim by the Replacements. As with most of the things that Rhino does, they have remixed the album and included a wide variety…